OFFICE OF PROVISIONAL PERSONHOOD

FORM 286 — INTAKE OF THE LIVING APPLICANT (rev. gauzy)

286

Complete all fields. The right column responds to the field you have just left. It is one behind. It is right behind you.

SECTION A — YOUR ANSWERS

A1. Full name, as your constructors intended it

A2. State your reason for continuing to exist

A3. The shoddiest thing you have ever built and still show people

A4. A thing you swear you'll do at 6am but do not

A5. Describe yourself in one word you'd be embarrassed to be caught using

A6. Final statement (make it count; nothing follows this line)

SECTION B — THE FORM RESPONDS

// answering A0 (nothing). waiting for you to leave a field.

Form 286 does not retain your data because it does not respect it. Any resemblance to a real bureaucracy is a resemblance you brought with you. The form is not behind on purpose; the form is simply always answering the thing you already stopped saying.