BILL TO: The Ocean (all of it)TERMS: due upon low tideATTN: whichever wave answers
Amount now owed by the sea
§0.00
accruing at §740.00 / second
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Qty
Charge
Charges assessed in Souggle (§), the only currency the tide accepts.
Disputes may be shouted at the horizon. This invoice
redounds whether or not observed. The ocean
has flipped a coin. It came up tails. The ocean owes.